ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. ! When you say, "I love you," mean it.
FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first! sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
http://newswet.blogspot.com
Showing posts with label FELLOWS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FELLOWS. Show all posts
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Something to think about....
There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:
1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!
2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha , that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.
4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.
5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.
5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.
6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO's only two rules.
Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money.
Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.
Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money.
Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.
7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television.
8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gatesbecame a devotee of Warren Buffet.
9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.
His advice to young people: "Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and Remember:
A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.
B. Live your life as simple as you are.
C. Don't do what others say, just listen them, but do what you feel good.
D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which u feel comfortable.
E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on them who really in need rather.
F. After all it's your life then why give chance to others to rule our life."
F. After all it's your life then why give chance to others to rule our life."
There is website!!
Dear All,
There is website
www.bharatbloodbank.com where u can search for a particular blood group, u’ll get thousand of donor addresses. Pass this MSG 2 all u know. It will help many.
Pls don’t skip it without forwarding. U will really help some 1 without ur knowledge !!!
Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
http://fullsyllabi.blogspot.com
There is website
www.bharatbloodbank.com where u can search for a particular blood group, u’ll get thousand of donor addresses. Pass this MSG 2 all u know. It will help many.
Pls don’t skip it without forwarding. U will really help some 1 without ur knowledge !!!
Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
http://fullsyllabi.blogspot.com
Discoveries of man & woman!
Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.
Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up .
Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip .
Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.
Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage .
Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man has never recovered!!!!!!!
Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
http://fullsyllabi.blogspot.com
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.
Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up .
Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip .
Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.
Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage .
Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man has never recovered!!!!!!!
Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
http://fullsyllabi.blogspot.com
Simple Romance Mathematics :)
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understandher at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot morewilling to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
http://fullsyllabi.blogspot.com
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understandher at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot morewilling to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
http://fullsyllabi.blogspot.com
Office memo
OFFICE MEMO: May all members of staff please note that there will Only be one drink per person at this year's Annual Party. And please bring your own cup ! Regards, Management
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Moral of the story : Be very specific in your daily life including project work. Give proper specifications…
Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
http://fullsyllabi.blogspot.com
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Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
http://fullsyllabi.blogspot.com
Challenge to Geometry Puzzle any genius to solve this!
Here's a puzzling new discovery:Recently a professor in MIT has put a new theory on right-angled triangles that has challenged some accepted norms in Geometry. This theory, Prof. John Mentriffe says, will revolutionize area in mathematics that deals with calculation of motion objects in space and design of the Universe.
Chakradhar
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Chakradhar
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http://fullsyllabi.blogspot.com/
The Best Relation
The best relation ever is between two eyes,
"they blink together,
move together, cry together,
see together
and sleep together".
move together, cry together,
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Girl can break any kind of relationships....
Chakradhar
Monday, January 21, 2008
Techno Kids!!!
The Teacher gave a punishment to the student and asked him to write
“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes in the Class” 500 times on the black board.
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http://fullsyllabi.blogspot.com/
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From today onwards You avoiding Maggie from yours MENU...!!!
25 Tips for a healthy HEART!!!
CANCEROUS FOODS / PRODUCTS INSTANT NOODLES Dear instant noodle lovers, Make sure you break for at least 3 days after one session of instant noodles before you eat your next packet! Please read the info shared to me by a doctor. My family stopped eating instant noodles more than 5 years ago after hearing about the wax coating the noodles - the wax is not just in the Styrofoam containers but it coats the noodles. This is why the instant noodles do not stick to each other when cooking.
If one were to examine the ordinary Chinese yellow noodles in the market, one will notice that, in their uncooked state the noodles are oily. This layer of oil prevents the noodles from sticking together.
Wanton noodles in their uncooked state have been dusted with flour to prevent them sticking together. When the hawker cooks the noodles, notice he cooks them in hot water and then rinses them in cold water before cooking them in hot water again. This process is repeated several times before the noodles are ready to be served. The cooking and rinsing process prevents noodles from sticking together.
The hawker then "lowers the noodles in oil and sauce to prevent the noodles from sticking if they are to be served dry. Cooking instructions for spaghetti require oil or butter to be added in the water when boiling the spaghetti to prevent the pasta from sticking together. Otherwise, one gets a big clump of spaghetti!
There was an SBC (now TCS) actor some years ago, who at a busy time of his career had no time to cook, resorted to eating instant noodles everyday. He got cancer later on. His doctor told him about the wax in instant noodles. The doctor told him that our body will need up to 2 days to clear the wax. There was also an SIA steward who after moving out from his mother's house into his own house, did not cook but ate instant noodles almost every meal. He had cancer, and has since died from it.
Now-a -days the instant noodles are referred as " cancer noodles ".
Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
http://fullsyllabi.blogspot.com
Friday, January 18, 2008
TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
1) Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
3) Qus. : >From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax
5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
10) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
11) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
12) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
13) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
14) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
15) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
16) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
17) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
18) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
19) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
20) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!
Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
1) Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
3) Qus. : >From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!
4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
Qus. : How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax
5) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory.
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
6) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
7) Qus. : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
8) Qus. : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
9) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
10) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
11) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
12) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
13) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
14) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
15) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
16) Qus.: Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
17) Qus.: How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
18) Qus.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
19) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
20) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!!!
Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Ways to lead a life ...
NAME: Massu or Malana, 60
Massu's AssetsRs 30 lakh in properties aloneDay's earnings Rs 1,000 to 1,500
Begs at: Lokhandwala.
Mostly outside high-end restaurants visited by TV and film stars. Working hours: 8 pm to 3 am.Home is: A one BHK at Amboli in Andheri (west). He owns another 1 BHK nearby.Massu's 1BHK room at Amboli. Both houses are duplexes Family: Wife, two sons and a daughter-in-law share the apartment with him. Day's earnings: Rs 1000 to 1500.Assets: Rs 30 lakh in just properties.
One son makes and sells brooms, while the other hawks knick-knacks near Andheri station. He has substantial savings, but would not reveal details. Cool quotient: Massu is dressed in spotless clothes when he takes an auto-rickshaw to Lokhandwala every evening. He changes into his beggar attire near Ad Labs.
During his working hours, he has a complete sway over the area. You will never find another beggar in his vicinity. He takes an auto on his way home too. Stops at Yashraj Studios for a change of clothes.
NAME: Krishna Kumar Gite, 42
Krishna 's AssetsRs 5 lakh in properties aloneDay's earningsRs 1500 to 2000
Begs at: CP Tank, Charni RoadWorking hours: Early morning to late evening
Home is: I BHK apartment at Nallasopara, which he shares with his brother.Family: Brother, sister-in-law and their children.Day's earnings: Rs 1500 to 2000. His worth: The Nallasopara apartment is worth nearly Rs 5 lakh. Krishna claimed he has substantial savings but would not put a figure to it. "My brother manages everything," he said. Cool quotient: Claims he can't be bothered with money matters. He retires every evening to his Nallasopara home and hands over the day's earnings to his brother. "My bhabhi and brother know best what to do with the money."
NAME: Bharat Jain, 45
Bharat's AssetsRs 70 lakh in properties aloneDay's earnings Rs 2000 to 2500
Begs at: Azad Maidan and Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus.Working hours: Early morning to late evening.
Home is: Two adjacent 1 BHK apartments in Parel, where his family stays. Bharat, however, visits home only once in a week. His family, which deals in school notebooks and other study material, has tried on many occasions to get Bharat to give up begging and join the family business. Bharat's Parel house where he stays with his family. (right) The Bhandup shop the family has rented out to a juice centreFamily: Wife, two sons -- one studying in class X and the other in class XII -- father and brother. Day's earnings: Rs 2000 to 2500.His worth: The family apartments are worth close to Rs 60 lakh. The family also has rented out a shop in Bhandup to a juice centre and gets Rs 7,000-a-month in rent. The rent is collected every month by Bharat's wife. Cool quotient: Bharat speaks impeccable English. He is soft spoken and you will never find him harassing people for alms.
Name: Haji, 26
Haji's Assets Rs 15 lakhDay's earnings Rs 1000 to 2000
Begs at: Deonar and Chembur. Usually begs near mosques andtemples.
Working hours: Flexi. Picks the best time to be at a temple or a mosque.Home is: A room at Cheetah Camp, where his mother and sister run a zari workshop, employing 15 people. Family: Mother and sister.Day's earnings: Rs 1000 to 2000 .Earnings increase mani-folds during festivals.His worth: The Cheetah Camp room worth anything between Rs 3 and 5 lakh. The zari workshop could be worth 10 lakh. The family earns a steady income from the zari business and his mother has tried every trick to get him to give up begging and join the family business. Cool quotient: He says managing the zari workshop is too muchhardwork. "I can't be bothered with all that. I like to be left alone. Also, I make a decent amount every day.
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Name: Doesn't matter,
A Software Engineer (Double Graduate :D)S/W Enggr's
Assets: Some old C++, Java, Cryptography Books worth 10,000 INR. Rest all Assets are based on EMI's (Easy Monthly Installment) so it's the bank that owns it and not me.Day's earning: Peanuts :)
Works @ : Does't Matter , Sometimes even sitting on the Kamod.
Working Hours: Day and Night
Family: 1 intel Pentium 4 3.8 GHz CPU, 1 Flat monitor, 1 mouse and 1 keyboard.
His worth: Depends on the Tester, If tester files several critical bugs @ a time then he's useless :)
Cool Quotient: Whenever he opens his mouth he knows speaks only C, C++ and Java. Never fires anyone, only he gets fired everywhere. The only time he stays cool is when he gulps down two large shots of JD (Jack Daniel, Obvious someone else is paying for those shots :D).
So Kya soch rahe ho ... katora Uthao Or ... !!! …………….
Chakaradar
www.chakradhar.net
Massu's AssetsRs 30 lakh in properties aloneDay's earnings Rs 1,000 to 1,500
Begs at: Lokhandwala.
Mostly outside high-end restaurants visited by TV and film stars. Working hours: 8 pm to 3 am.Home is: A one BHK at Amboli in Andheri (west). He owns another 1 BHK nearby.Massu's 1BHK room at Amboli. Both houses are duplexes Family: Wife, two sons and a daughter-in-law share the apartment with him. Day's earnings: Rs 1000 to 1500.Assets: Rs 30 lakh in just properties.
One son makes and sells brooms, while the other hawks knick-knacks near Andheri station. He has substantial savings, but would not reveal details. Cool quotient: Massu is dressed in spotless clothes when he takes an auto-rickshaw to Lokhandwala every evening. He changes into his beggar attire near Ad Labs.
During his working hours, he has a complete sway over the area. You will never find another beggar in his vicinity. He takes an auto on his way home too. Stops at Yashraj Studios for a change of clothes.
NAME: Krishna Kumar Gite, 42
Krishna 's AssetsRs 5 lakh in properties aloneDay's earningsRs 1500 to 2000
Begs at: CP Tank, Charni RoadWorking hours: Early morning to late evening
Home is: I BHK apartment at Nallasopara, which he shares with his brother.Family: Brother, sister-in-law and their children.Day's earnings: Rs 1500 to 2000. His worth: The Nallasopara apartment is worth nearly Rs 5 lakh. Krishna claimed he has substantial savings but would not put a figure to it. "My brother manages everything," he said. Cool quotient: Claims he can't be bothered with money matters. He retires every evening to his Nallasopara home and hands over the day's earnings to his brother. "My bhabhi and brother know best what to do with the money."
NAME: Bharat Jain, 45
Bharat's AssetsRs 70 lakh in properties aloneDay's earnings Rs 2000 to 2500
Begs at: Azad Maidan and Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus.Working hours: Early morning to late evening.
Home is: Two adjacent 1 BHK apartments in Parel, where his family stays. Bharat, however, visits home only once in a week. His family, which deals in school notebooks and other study material, has tried on many occasions to get Bharat to give up begging and join the family business. Bharat's Parel house where he stays with his family. (right) The Bhandup shop the family has rented out to a juice centreFamily: Wife, two sons -- one studying in class X and the other in class XII -- father and brother. Day's earnings: Rs 2000 to 2500.His worth: The family apartments are worth close to Rs 60 lakh. The family also has rented out a shop in Bhandup to a juice centre and gets Rs 7,000-a-month in rent. The rent is collected every month by Bharat's wife. Cool quotient: Bharat speaks impeccable English. He is soft spoken and you will never find him harassing people for alms.
Name: Haji, 26
Haji's Assets Rs 15 lakhDay's earnings Rs 1000 to 2000
Begs at: Deonar and Chembur. Usually begs near mosques andtemples.
Working hours: Flexi. Picks the best time to be at a temple or a mosque.Home is: A room at Cheetah Camp, where his mother and sister run a zari workshop, employing 15 people. Family: Mother and sister.Day's earnings: Rs 1000 to 2000 .Earnings increase mani-folds during festivals.His worth: The Cheetah Camp room worth anything between Rs 3 and 5 lakh. The zari workshop could be worth 10 lakh. The family earns a steady income from the zari business and his mother has tried every trick to get him to give up begging and join the family business. Cool quotient: He says managing the zari workshop is too muchhardwork. "I can't be bothered with all that. I like to be left alone. Also, I make a decent amount every day.
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Name: Doesn't matter,
A Software Engineer (Double Graduate :D)S/W Enggr's
Assets: Some old C++, Java, Cryptography Books worth 10,000 INR. Rest all Assets are based on EMI's (Easy Monthly Installment) so it's the bank that owns it and not me.Day's earning: Peanuts :)
Works @ : Does't Matter , Sometimes even sitting on the Kamod.
Working Hours: Day and Night
Family: 1 intel Pentium 4 3.8 GHz CPU, 1 Flat monitor, 1 mouse and 1 keyboard.
His worth: Depends on the Tester, If tester files several critical bugs @ a time then he's useless :)
Cool Quotient: Whenever he opens his mouth he knows speaks only C, C++ and Java. Never fires anyone, only he gets fired everywhere. The only time he stays cool is when he gulps down two large shots of JD (Jack Daniel, Obvious someone else is paying for those shots :D).
So Kya soch rahe ho ... katora Uthao Or ... !!! …………….
Chakaradar
www.chakradhar.net
Quotes
# Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free.
# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your grandmother!
# Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative
More the success, more the relatives.
# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
we need your heads to run our business.
# A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be.....
#THE BEST ONE:
Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."
- Indian Armed Forces
Chakradhar
Pls do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at
Pls do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at signals.........
Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs of ear buds you get at the roadside. It's made from cotton that has already been used in hospitals.
They take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, bleach it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want to become the firstperson in the world to get Herpes Zoster Oticus (a viral infection of the inner, middle, and external ear) of the ear and that too from a cotton bud.
DON'T BUY THEM!
By Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs of ear buds you get at the roadside. It's made from cotton that has already been used in hospitals.
They take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, bleach it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want to become the firstperson in the world to get Herpes Zoster Oticus (a viral infection of the inner, middle, and external ear) of the ear and that too from a cotton bud.
DON'T BUY THEM!
By Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW)
If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.
For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in themachine.
The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is seldom used because people don't know it exists.
Please pass this useful information around.
By Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in themachine.
The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is seldom used because people don't know it exists.
Please pass this useful information around.
By Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
Difference b/w love and arranged marriages!!!
| Love Marriage | Arranged Marriage |
| Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like. | Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted. |
| It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain. | Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible |
| Family system hangs because hardware (called parents) is not responding. | Compatible with hardware (Parents). |
| You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life. | You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life. |
| Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc. | All these features are covered in the SRS as required features. |
| Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy. | Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back! |
| Love Marriage is like Windows , beautiful n seductive.... Yet one never knows when it will crash.... | Arranged Marriage is like Unix ... boring n colorless... still extremely reliable n robust. |
By Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
TRUE INDIAN MEDIA
Which Media is controlled by whom and how does it derive benefit
a) NDTV:
Funded by Gospels of Charity in Spain supports Communism. Recently it has developed a soft corner towards Pakistan because Pakistan President has allowed only this channel to be aired in Pakistan . Indian CEO Prannoy Roy is co-brother of Prakash Karat, Gen Secy of Communist party of India .
b) CNN-IBN:
100% Funded by Southern Baptist Church with its branches in all over the world with HQ in US. The Church annually allocates 800 Million Dollars for Promotion of its channel. Its Indian Head is Rajdeep Sardesai and his wife Sagarika Ghosh.
c) TIMES GROUP LIST:
TIMES OF INDIA, MID-DAY, NAV-BHARTH TIMES, STARDUST,
FEMINA, VIJAYA TIMES, VIJAYA KARNATAKA, TIMES NOW (24 hr News Channel) & many more.
Times Group is owned by Bennet & Coleman. 80% of the Funding is done by "WORLD CHRISTIAN COUNCIL%u201D, and balance 20% is equally shared by an Englishman and an Italian. The Italian ROBERTIO MINDO IS A CLOSE RELATIVE OF SONIA GANDHI.
D) STAR TV:
Is run by an Australian, who is supported by St.Peters Pontificial Church Melbourne.
E) HINDUSTAN TIMES:
Owned by Birla Group, but hands have changed since Shobana Bhartiya took over. Presently it is working in Collobration with Times Group.
F) The Hindu:
A English Daily, started over 125 years has been recently taken over by Joshua Society, Berne , Switzerland.
G) INDIAN EXPRESS:D
IVDED INTO TWO GROUPS. THE INDIAN EXPRESS & NEW INDIAN EXPRESS (SOUTHERN EDITION). Acts Ministries has major stake in the Indian express and latter is still with the Indian counterpart
H) EENADU:
Still to date controlled by an Indian named Ramoji Rao
I) Andhra Jyothi :
The MUSLIM PARTY OF HYDERABAD known as (MIM) along with a Congress Minister Has purchased this Telgu daily very recently.
j) The Statesman:
It is controlled by Communist Party of India
k) Kairali TV:
It is Controlled by Communist party of India (Marxist)
l) Mathrabhoomi:
leaders of Muslim league and Communist Leaders have major investment.
L) Asian Age & Deccan Chronicle:
Is owned by a Saudi Arabian Company with its chief Editor M.J.AKBAR.
By Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
a) NDTV:
Funded by Gospels of Charity in Spain supports Communism. Recently it has developed a soft corner towards Pakistan because Pakistan President has allowed only this channel to be aired in Pakistan . Indian CEO Prannoy Roy is co-brother of Prakash Karat, Gen Secy of Communist party of India .
b) CNN-IBN:
100% Funded by Southern Baptist Church with its branches in all over the world with HQ in US. The Church annually allocates 800 Million Dollars for Promotion of its channel. Its Indian Head is Rajdeep Sardesai and his wife Sagarika Ghosh.
c) TIMES GROUP LIST:
TIMES OF INDIA, MID-DAY, NAV-BHARTH TIMES, STARDUST,
FEMINA, VIJAYA TIMES, VIJAYA KARNATAKA, TIMES NOW (24 hr News Channel) & many more.
Times Group is owned by Bennet & Coleman. 80% of the Funding is done by "WORLD CHRISTIAN COUNCIL%u201D, and balance 20% is equally shared by an Englishman and an Italian. The Italian ROBERTIO MINDO IS A CLOSE RELATIVE OF SONIA GANDHI.
D) STAR TV:
Is run by an Australian, who is supported by St.Peters Pontificial Church Melbourne.
E) HINDUSTAN TIMES:
Owned by Birla Group, but hands have changed since Shobana Bhartiya took over. Presently it is working in Collobration with Times Group.
F) The Hindu:
A English Daily, started over 125 years has been recently taken over by Joshua Society, Berne , Switzerland.
G) INDIAN EXPRESS:D
IVDED INTO TWO GROUPS. THE INDIAN EXPRESS & NEW INDIAN EXPRESS (SOUTHERN EDITION). Acts Ministries has major stake in the Indian express and latter is still with the Indian counterpart
H) EENADU:
Still to date controlled by an Indian named Ramoji Rao
I) Andhra Jyothi :
The MUSLIM PARTY OF HYDERABAD known as (MIM) along with a Congress Minister Has purchased this Telgu daily very recently.
j) The Statesman:
It is controlled by Communist Party of India
k) Kairali TV:
It is Controlled by Communist party of India (Marxist)
l) Mathrabhoomi:
leaders of Muslim league and Communist Leaders have major investment.
L) Asian Age & Deccan Chronicle:
Is owned by a Saudi Arabian Company with its chief Editor M.J.AKBAR.
By Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
When you rearrange the letters:
This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.(Wait till you see the last one)!
FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE
When you rearrange the letters:FLIT ON CHEERING ANGEL
DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:SPARKLING DRIVE
BARA THEDA
When you rearrange the letters:ARAB DEATH
PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:END IS A CAR SPIN
MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:NICE SILKY WOMAN
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROO M
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH :
When you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:TWELVE PLUS ONE
.AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
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MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:WOMAN HITLER
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THIS
By Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE
When you rearrange the letters:FLIT ON CHEERING ANGEL
DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:SPARKLING DRIVE
BARA THEDA
When you rearrange the letters:ARAB DEATH
PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:END IS A CAR SPIN
MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:NICE SILKY WOMAN
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROO M
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH :
When you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:TWELVE PLUS ONE
.AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
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MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:WOMAN HITLER
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THIS
By Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
Indian Employment conditions
OLD VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.
Come winters, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
MODERN VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.
Comes winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other grasshoppers demanding that grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.
Amnesty International criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper.
The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .
Opposition MP's stage a walkout.Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry. CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among ants and grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA]", with effect from the beginning of the winter.
Arjun Singh makes Special Reservation for Grass Hopper in educational Insititutions & in Govt Services.
The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it "a triumph of justice". Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'. CPM calls it the 'revolutionary resurgence of thedowntrodden'.
MANY YEARS LATER...
The ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi billion dollar company in silicon valley.100s of grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India...
chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
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