Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Simple Romance Mathematics :)

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understandher at all.


LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot morewilling to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Chakradhar
www.chakradhar.net
http://fullsyllabi.blogspot.com

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